THE BEST WINE SAVED FOR LAST – John 2

In the earthly life of our Lord, the wonder of Bethlehem and the angelic announcement of a Saviour born culminated in the far more wonderful event of Jesus’ death and resurrection for the salvation of mankind. The best wine came last.

THE NEW COMMANDMENT: LOVE ONE ANOTHER – John 13

The new commandment, on the other hand, is based on a new principle, measured by a higher standard than love of self.

This is based on Christ’s love, which was self-abandoning and self-sacrificing love.

LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL! – Rifftrax Short: SOAPY THE GERM FIGHTER (LIVE EDITION)

Over the years we’ve faced down a host of shorts featuring anthropomorphic objects coming alive to haunt children in their rooms, from Coily to Mr. Paperbag to A Talking Car to Norman (okay, Norman never actually did that, but you know he WOULD if he could). Somehow, Soapy the Germ Fighter manages to be the least inspired AND oddest monster of the bunch. Least inspired because he’s just a giant bar of soap named Soapy. Oddest because he has arms and legs and dresses in Renaissance garb for no apparent reason. You’ll find him in the tub, waiting, watching, judging, and tuning his lute. Uh, again, sorry, that sounded kinda weird. But then… well, you know.

You’re not clean, and Soapy knows it. Soapy knows everything. Get yourself sorted out and scrub the fear away with Soapy the Germ Fighter, riffed live by Mike, Kevin and Bill!

MIRACLES – Exodus 7

When man rejects miracles, he rejects God. The real essence of miracle, then, is the acknowledgment that God is at work.

LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL! – Rifftrax Short: “AT YOUR FINGERTIPS: PLAY CLAY”

So when we learned that ACI had made another At Your Fingertips short about Clay, we were hopeful. After all, clay has a long history of being shaped into objects of actual artistic value, not to mention things that could potentially be useful. Perhaps the problem with the first three films in the series were their choice of materials, and not the that the people at ACI were subsisting on mercury fumes and Windex during their manic shorts making binges?

THE DECALOGUE – THE TEN COMMANDMENTS – THE CODE OF HAMMURABI – Exodus 20

Christ came not to destroy but to fulfill the Law (Matthew 5:17), and yet, “He took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross” (Colossians 2:14).

LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL! – RIFFTRAX: Full Movie: “Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny”

What is an Ice Cream Bunny? We’re not quite sure, and the movie doesn’t really bother to explain. Evidently he has a fire truck with an air raid siren, and lives at a place called Pirates World. We also know that we are strongly in favor of ceding all power to it and letting it enact whatever foul agenda it desires, just as long as it lets us take a ride through Pirates World in that sweet, sweet fire truck.

It’s one of the strangest and most baffling pieces of outsider art that Mike, Kevin and Bill have ever riffed. Please join us in experiencing: Santa & the Ice Cream Bunny.