17 ATTRIBUTES OF GOD

I found this on one of my journeys to the great state of Florida.

IF WE LIVE BY THE SPIRIT, LET US ALSO WALK BY THE SPIRIT – Galatians 5

These are descriptions of ONE CONDITION, the saved condition; and there is no stretch of philosophical doodling that can find one iota’s difference in the true meaning of the above descriptions of the state of enjoying the salvation of God through Jesus Christ.

THE FOURTH COMMANDMENT –
REMEMBER THE SABBATH DAY TO KEEP IT HOLY – Exodus 20

the Bible extols and honors the glory of the workman.

LAUGHTER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL! – Rifftrax Short: SOAPY THE GERM FIGHTER (LIVE EDITION)

Over the years we’ve faced down a host of shorts featuring anthropomorphic objects coming alive to haunt children in their rooms, from Coily to Mr. Paperbag to A Talking Car to Norman (okay, Norman never actually did that, but you know he WOULD if he could). Somehow, Soapy the Germ Fighter manages to be the least inspired AND oddest monster of the bunch. Least inspired because he’s just a giant bar of soap named Soapy. Oddest because he has arms and legs and dresses in Renaissance garb for no apparent reason. You’ll find him in the tub, waiting, watching, judging, and tuning his lute. Uh, again, sorry, that sounded kinda weird. But then… well, you know.

You’re not clean, and Soapy knows it. Soapy knows everything. Get yourself sorted out and scrub the fear away with Soapy the Germ Fighter, riffed live by Mike, Kevin and Bill!